Stranger than Fiction

51JPZXKTQAL._SS500_I was in Whole Foods, a store that is probably associated with secular liberals more than most (and famously so in the aborted subtitle to a certain Jonah Goldberg book) and lo and behold I come across the ultimate biblical breakfast cereal! That’s right, a box labelled Ezekiel 4:9 caught my eye. The stuff purports to be based on a list of foods rattled off in that verse and Food for Life, the company behind the brand claims that,

“We discovered when these six grains and legumes are sprouted and combined, an amazing thing happens. A complete protein is created that closely parallels the protein found in milk and eggs. In fact, the protein quality is so high, that it is 84.3% as efficient as the highest recognized source of protein, containing all 9 essential amino acids.”

I didn’t actually buy any Ezekiel 4:9, but I’d be fascinated to know if anyone found it to be any good as, you know, food.