For Toddlers: My First Pulpit

Really?

Did no one in this congregation see that this is mimicry? The child is not preaching, the child is not speaking in tongues, the child is playing at ministry to the edification of no one and yet the congregation appears to be enthralled by such a thing. Do they think that this is actually preaching? Since when did church become America’s Funniest Home Videos? Try to imagine a child pulling this in an Eastern Orthodox congregation.

And trigger-happy commenters, spare me some lame appeal to “suffer the little children” because I’m not saying that the kid can’t come to church, it’s not even the kid’s fault, it’s the idiotic adults who were dumb enough to hand the child a microphone.