Weekend Fun

St. Valentine gets a bit sarcastic:

“How rude of me! Blabbering on about myself when this is clearly your special day. Where’s my head? Oh, here it is. In my hands. Because it was chopped off by savages who wished to punish me for practicing my faith. That’s how I celebrated Valentine’s Day—also known as the Feast of St. Valentine, who just so happens to be me. A man who had nothing to do with going out and making goo-goo eyes over an overpriced steak.”

Go read the whole thing.